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27 Women Share the Craziest Things They’ve Done to Guys Who Couldn’t Take the Hint

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Some guy tried to accost me in a Wal-Mart parking lot at 3am in college. Tried to pin me against my own car and get me into it. I still have no idea why, because I’m a very large woman. Anyway, I’m pretty sure I broke his face smashing it into the suv next to us. I have no idea. I was young and freaked out, so I got in my car and sped away. I haven’t begrudged my size since that day.

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Some guy tried to accost me in a Wal-Mart parking lot at 3am in college. Tried to pin me against my own car and get me into it. I still have no idea why, because I’m a very large woman. Anyway, I’m pretty sure I broke his face smashing it into the suv next to us. I have no idea. I was young and freaked out, so I got in my car and sped away. I haven’t begrudged my size since that day.

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At a club, dancing with friends. Guy comes up aggressively trying to grind on me. I start to back away, he follows. I say stop, he must have thought I said more. After a few mins of relocating myself around the dance floor and being followed and rubbed up against each time, I had to put an end to it. I reached around, grabbed his junk and started to give it the death squeeze. I imagined a stress ball in my hands. At first he was like “Oh shit she’s touching my junk” but that quickly turned to horror as I smiled sweetly and squeezed harder. It didn’t take long for him to realize I wasn’t going to stop.

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I bucked up to a guy who would not stop hitting on me. I told him flatly the first time I wasn’t interested. It didn’t stop him from coming back several times. Finally, when I was mid-karaoke, he sidles up to me and slides his arm around me. I put the mic back in the holster, turned around and bucked up like we were eighth graders about to fight in the hallway at school. Fool, you do not mess with my karaoke time. He finally backed off. I was fully prepared to deck him if he tried to touch me again.

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When I was working with troubled kids, one of the boys wouldn’t stop hugging me from behind in a really annoying way. I told him about three times that he needed to stop or I’d put him on the ground. He didn’t, so I used my lower center of gravity to flip him over my shoulder onto the ground on his back. Knocked the wind out of him. My dad taught me that move.

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There was some guy on drugs in a club and he was going girl to girl and rubbing up on them. All the girls I was with thought it was funny and let him go for it. He came around to me and I just put my hand on his chest and pushed him away saying no over and over but he wouldn’t back off. I had a bic lighter in my hand so I lit it and held it inches from his face and said “I will burn you.” Did the trick.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.