29 Awkward Childhood Memories People Can’t Forget

25.

In second grade, a girl asked me to be her valentine for Valentine’s Day. Instead of just saying yes like any normal kid, I said “I don’t know”. However, I’m pretty sure I slurred the “I don’t” part and she thought I said no so she walked away kind of dejected.

26.

I remember my teacher from grade 5 asked us to find random facts on a computer and present them in front of the class. I found something that said pigs orgasm for 30 minutes. I asked my teacher what was a orgasm as loud as I could where everyone could listen.

27.

I was around 5, and had discovered humping my pillow. My friend is coming over to play, but i didn’t know it. My friend is maybe 8 (a big kid in my eyes.) He sees me through my bedroom window humping my pillow on the floor. He starts laughing at me, I get super embarrassed. He told me i was going to get pillow AIDS. I started crying

28.

I was turning five, with my friends and family, at Chuck e Cheese for my birthday party. My brother and I were sort of mischievous and we dared each other to punch the mascot. Him being older, told me to, so I did, and the nose came right off. I just stood there, awkwardly, as he returned to a staff room. Now that I think about it, I kind of feel bad.

29.

My sister wanted to pull a stupid joke on me, told me that if I licked her armpits they’ll taste like Doritos… So I did in front of the entire family, they had a laughing fit.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.