29 Brutal Breakup Confessions That Are Savage AF

Remember when you got dumped on your birthday in the middle of sex and you started crying and then she told you she was leaving you because she was in love with your best friend? Yeah, I'd try to suppress that sh*t down as far as possible, too.

Getting dumped sucks. Dumping someone, on the other hand, still sucks — but a whole lot less. You're either left dealing with an aftermath of your own heartbreak and depression while eating your weight in Bagel Bites OR trying to get your clingy ex-boyfriend to stop f*cking crying on you while you try to leave forever. #boybye

In the off chance that you're not completely decimated after getting the boot, you might choose to get back at your ex with a fervent vengeance. This can ultimately turn into something really messy or really fun depending on how you look at it. Not that I've ever done that. Ever.

Breaking up is hard to do, but let's be honest — some couldn't give less of a f*ck, and these texts prove it:











Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.