29 Sex Workers Confess To The Craziest Sh*t That Has Ever Happened On The Job

The life of an escort isn’t all diamond necklaces and Richard Gere falling in love with you. No, being a working girl demands a certain kind of patience, skill, and ability to adapt to any situation — even if that means partaking in some crazy f*cking sh*t.

People will pay a lot of money to have someone indulge their wackiest kinks, and sex workers have to decide what it’s worth, if at all. I mean, for the right price, would you oblige a John and stick your foot up his ass? If it meant paying rent, then hell, pass the lube! Just kidding… kind of.

For the oldest profession in the world, there is never a dull day at the office and these stories from across the web prove it.

These 29 escorts reveal some of the craziest, most shocking, and just plain weird situations they’ve experienced while on the d*ck — excuse me — clock:






Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.