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29 “I’m Getting Old” Moments

14.

Receiving your first invitation in the mail to join AARP.

15.

When snow and ice are no longer fun. As a child; ‘Yay! it’s snowing time to get the sledge, build a snowman and have a snowball fight!!!’. As an adult; ‘F*ck! it’s cold, I’ll get wet and I’ll probably slip, fall over and break my hip… I’m phoning in sick today’.

16.

When I started getting excited to go to Bed Bath and Beyond to get all sorts of things to improve our home. I got legitimately pumped over a shower caddy the other day. Childhood over.

17.

My inability to go out more than two nights in a row.

18.

When I was talking to a youth group and none of the kids knew who Steve Urkel was.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.