29 Life Lessons: Sex, Drugs, & Getting Wasted

Life — we’re all just trying to figure it out. It seems like every experience teaches us something different. Like, for some people, the biggest lesson they’ve learned in college is — drink if you are happy; drink more if you aren’t. Someone needs to put that sh*t on a bumper sticker.

We all make mistakes, but some people tend to make mistakes a bit more often than others. But hey, at least they’ll get a nice, sobering life lesson out of it. YOU CAN ALWAYS TAKE MORE DRUGS, BUT YOU CAN’T TAKE LESS — something I learned one fateful evening after downing an entire mushroom chocolate for the first time… on a gondola… with complete strangers. #seeyalater

Whether you learned the hard way that tequila isn’t meant to be consumed through a beer bong, or that having sex right after eating Taco Bell probably isn’t the best idea, it’s all a wonderful (and sometimes messy) learning experience.

These are some of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and spot-on lessons people have learned while f*cking, drinking, and taking drugs:






Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.