Weddings are a hit or miss. Sometimes the band sucks and you're single and everyone is ugly AF. But other times you get to bone a drunk bridesmaid and you're like “WHO RUN THE WORLD!?”
But there is usually someone there that got a pity invite. That, or the bride and groom have TERRIBLE judgment and invited that person they used to f*ck to their own wedding.
Let's be real ya'll, inviting an ex or old f*ck buddy to your wedding is hella weird. Like, when I say peace to that piece, you best believe ima be like “l8er loser I'm going shopping for a new D”.
So be warned: if you are getting married, really take the time to think about that guest list and seating chart. Like, for instance, don't seat the kids by the bar and don't invite that friend (you know the one) that will f*ck someone behind the church.