29 Party Guests That Should Not Have Been Invited To The Wedding

Weddings are a hit or miss. Sometimes the band sucks and you’re single and everyone is ugly AF. But other times you get to bone a drunk bridesmaid and you’re like “WHO RUN THE WORLD!?”

But there is usually someone there that got a pity invite. That, or the bride and groom have TERRIBLE judgment and invited that person they used to f*ck to their own wedding.

Let’s be real ya’ll, inviting an ex or old f*ck buddy to your wedding is hella weird. Like, when I say peace to that piece, you best believe ima be like “l8er loser I’m going shopping for a new D”.

So be warned: if you are getting married, really take the time to think about that guest list and seating chart. Like, for instance, don’t seat the kids by the bar and don’t invite that friend (you know the one) that will f*ck someone behind the church.

These 29 people somehow managed to secure an invite to a wedding they shouldn’t have been invited to:





Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of