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29 People Confess The Dumbest Reason Someone Has Ever Gotten Mad At Them

6.

“That kid stole my phone.” Met him once. At my house. At a party I threw. He loses his phone. In his eyes, that meant I stole his phone. Except when he told his friend that I stole his phone, he did it by TEXTING HIM USING THE PHONE HE CLAIMED I STOLE.

7.

A woman screamed at me because I wouldn’t return a heavily used toaster she purchased 5 years ago at a store that doesn’t even exist in Canada. I do not work at a place that sells toasters.

8.

I got death threats at work when I wouldn’t accept “a box of reptiles” as payment for an electric guitar. The guy was later banned from the mall after trying to steal shoes from a mannequin.

9.

I had plans one particular night and my two closest friends asked if I was busy. I told them I had plans that night but could do something the next day. They proceeded to throw a fit because I refused to cancel my plans (I was already on the way there) and our argument resulted in us not talking for a weekend. This situation was recurring but I usually gave in. I realized how much better off I was without the burden of people who got jealous/offended/whatever they were easily and have talked to them sparingly since.

10.

My sister got mad at me for helping my niece (her daughter) and my niece’s infant son move out of the house she was giving up to the bank. My sister wanted them to move into a trailer parked at her house but my niece found a really good house sharing situation. My sister hasn’t spoken to me since and told mutual relations/friends that if they talked to me she would not speak to them either. She’s a control freak.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.