29 People Confess The Worst Example Of Dirty Talk They’ve Ever Heard

Talking dirty in bed is a fine art that must be approached with extreme care and an open mind. Not everyone's naturally ready to call their partner a bad bad b*tch while spanking their ass with a crop, but with little practice — you'll be screaming “DADDY” in no time!

Although, if you know dirty talk isn't really you thing, there's no shame in the game in not partaking. I mean, you don't want to be the awkward guy stammering “uh — your boobs are good” while poking that poor girl with your Johnson. Sorry, Becky.

Dirty talk, when done properly, can be hot AF. Like, yeah bro — “MAKE MY P*SSY A MILKSHAKE!” Or something like that. It takes the naked tango to a new and exciting level of erotic prose. But when someone's coming at you with the Yoda impression in the bedroom, it's time to RUN!

These are 29 of the most embarrassing, hilarious, and cringeworthy examples of dirty talk:






Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.