Talking dirty in bed is a fine art that must be approached with extreme care and an open mind. Not everyone’s naturally ready to call their partner a bad bad b*tch while spanking their ass with a crop, but with little practice — you’ll be screaming “DADDY” in no time!
Although, if you know dirty talk isn’t really you thing, there’s no shame in the game in not partaking. I mean, you don’t want to be the awkward guy stammering “uh — your boobs are good” while poking that poor girl with your Johnson. Sorry, Becky.
Dirty talk, when done properly, can be hot AF. Like, yeah bro — “MAKE MY P*SSY A MILKSHAKE!” Or something like that. It takes the naked tango to a new and exciting level of erotic prose. But when someone’s coming at you with the Yoda impression in the bedroom, it’s time to RUN!
