Happy Valentine's Day! Oh, sh*t, did you forget? Not to worry, there is one gift you can give that you don't need to wrap: sex.
Nothing says “I love you” like some heavy petting. Lay your boo down on that bed and bang till you're sore, 'cause it's the most wonderful time of the year!
And hey, even if you're single this V-Day, don't fret! You don't need a partner to get off, silly. Take a nice hot bath and go to town on yourself, 'cause Valentine's Day is all about love, and there's no one you should love more than yourself.
TREAT. YO. SELF. Forget those ex's because Valentine's Day is all about those OHHHHHHHHHHHs.