College graduation is the last step of adolescence, right before heading out into the real world. You fill out the graduation application, figure out what to wear underneath your cap and gown, and reassure your parents that you’ll make it to the celebratory dinner.
But if you do it right, graduation night will be a huge blur, full of keg stands, endless jell-o shots, and random make out sessions. I mean, you gotta live it up before you enter the real world, right? The real world is b*tch and this is the last time you can really let loose before moving into the 9-to-5 work week that’s on the horizon.
The culmination of your education has now come to an end and adulthood is on the horizon, so it’s time to get sh*tfaced with the best of them.