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These 29 People Made Graduation Way Too Eventful

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Me + graduation party + hammered drunk + polish horseshoes in the dark = black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress.. How was your weekend?

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For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love

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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! xx

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He just sent me the contact information about getting the zebra for graduation…

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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I’m going to my graduation dinner with my parents.

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I’m still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.

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Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.