These 29 People Made Graduation Way Too Eventful


Me + graduation party + hammered drunk + polish horseshoes in the dark = black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress.. How was your weekend?


For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love


I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! xx


He just sent me the contact information about getting the zebra for graduation…


How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I’m going to my graduation dinner with my parents.


I’m still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.


Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.