In a world consumed by 3 second attention spans, social media, work stress, relationship drama, and an inadequate amount of sleep — it’s only inevitable that people will have major f*cking brain farts. I mean, it scares me sometimes when I get home from work and I realize that I don’t remember how I got there. Did I hit a pedestrian on the way? Who f*cking knows. We’re all such zombies by the end of the day (okay, afternoon) that living life on autopilot, as sad as it sounds, has become the new normal.
And maybe you’re not a complete f*ck up that hates their job and goes through the motions day after day after day in a lackadaisical fog. And props to you for that! But you’ve probably had moments that make you question if you even really have a brain. Like, maybe you were going to fetch a fresh roll of toilet paper and ended up throwing the entire roll INTO the toilet. It happens to the best of us, bro.
Or maybe, after a long day, you heat up a microwave dinner, take the plastic wrap off, and then throw your food directly in the trash. I’m not saying that your brain is trying to tell that you shouldn’t eat that unhealthy sh*t, but you probably shouldn’t eat frozen fish sticks and mashed potatoes for five days in a row. For all that our brains do for us (conscious thought, dreaming, problem solving, making you feel sh*tty about texting your ex at 3am), they sure do make us look dumb AF sometimes. Shouts out to everyone who’s ever put their car keys in the fridge. This one’s for you.