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29 People Share the Most Cringeworthy Things They’ve Walked in On

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I walked in on my mom giving a Bj when I was young. She looked up still with full mouth, I slowly backed out and shut the door. I then did what any sibling would do and told my older brother that mom wanted him

16.

I’ve walked in several times on my parents using the back massager in an unintended use and I’ve also walked in on my brother rubbing the massager all over his face many more times

17.

My friend Jason was having a party at his house when I was in high school. We were getting bombed off jaeger and whatever we could get our underage hands on and Jason says “I need to shit.” So he stumbles off and the party resumes, we are laughing and having a good time, when I hear the most terrible noise. It sounds like a thunderclap followed by the world’s saddest, loneliest trumpet. I go running to the bathroom, a few party guests in tow, and I start knocking on the bathroom door. “Jason? Jason!” I yell to no response. I try the handle and sure enough, he left it unlocked. I opened the door and see Jason with his head through the tank of the toilet, water mixed with black vomit pouring out across the bathroom tile, and his pants around his knees with his ass in the air, sputtering out tiny spurts of sh*t against the poo-covered wall from the initial blast. Apparently, as Jason recounts to me later, he had sat down to crap when he felt the urge to vomit. In his haste to leap from the toilet and shove his face in the bowl, he had slipped and went face first through the toilet. Then puked. Then sh*t.

18.

I was about 10 or 11. I walk into my parents bedroom to use their bathroom because my brother was in the other bathroom or something along those lines. My mom is laying on top of the sheets, stark naked, slowly fingering herself. She turns her head while biting her lip and says “hey big boy-wait get the hell out of here!” I immediately turn around and get the hell out of there. As I start running down the hall to bleach my eyes, she yells after me “and tell your dad to get in here!”.

19.

Years ago while I was in college, I came home to visit my mom and her boyfriend (now husband). We hung out and talked for a while, then said our goodbyes and I drove away. I got maybe 100 yards away and turned around because I forgot my coat. I walked up the patio, opened the front door and walked into the living room to get my coat off one of the chairs. I looked up and through the bedroom door I saw my mom sitting on the bed and her boyfriend in front of her with his pants down, ass facing me. They must have heard me right when I saw them because they both dove out of view from the doorway. I quietly walked out with my coat and we have never spoken about it.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.