It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the era of booty calls, it was the era of ghosting.
Being modern peeps, we are well versed in the art of modern dating (even though it sucks). We know how to swipe right on dem hotties, and swipe left on the douche lords of the world (COUGH COUGH I SEE YOU JOE).
But modern tech doesn't really help you out when it comes to dating. It only helps in finding that person worth texting at 2 am when you need to get that D.
Since SO MANY PEOPLE use the shittiest pickup lines in the world (or just aren't very creative when it comes to booty calls) it is hella refreshing when your booty call is a bit original.
These 29 people are killin' it in the sex game, and have mastered the art of the booty call text:
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