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29 People Who Do Dirty Things Just To Get Their Way

“I did it all for the cookie!” Is what some people say after they give up a lil’ nookie.

Isn’t it interesting how prostitution is frowned upon, yet your everyday folk whore themselves out for things all the time? I mean, seriously, can you tell me you never got with someone because they bought you something awesome? Like mozzarella sticks, booze, or Disney on Ice tickets? What!? Never you say?

Well, these people f*cked or flashed or blew for food, or booze, or anything really. They just got it on and wanted a lil’ suntin’ suntin’ extra in return. And hey, if you’re going to do it with someone gross, you may as well get some concert tickets out of the whole ordeal (but Lifehouse, really dude?).

These 29 horn dogs did dirty deeds to get something in return:


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Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.