29 Worst Things People Woke Up To

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Remember that scene in the Godfather where the rival mafia head wakes up to his prized horse’s head? Seriously, one of the best scenes in cinematic history, right?! Imagine waking up to a dead animal’s head in your bed? Is there anything worse than waking up to that?

Imagine waking up to your boyfriend peeing on his bedroom floor after a night of endless whiskey shots. Or waking up to your cat’s assh*le in your face. Cat butts are the worst to wake up to. Or waking up to a 7.2 earthquake? That’s some pretty f*cked up shit to wake up to.

Being in the middle of REM sleep is when the body takes time to rest and you should wake up rejuvenated, not freaking out first thing in the morning. No one wants to wake up from a sweet slumber to any of those things but some times that’s the luck of the draw.

These 29 experienced the worst things to wake up to:


1.

It was either a) my boyfriend’s d*ck shoved down my throat and I woke up because I was choking or b) a moth on my nose. Take your pick.

2.

I apparently gave my dog too much rawhide one day. The next morning I woke up to an awful smell and my dog wasn’t in bed with me, which was unusual. I then realized I’d been tossing and turning in sh*t. SH*T. My dog must have gotten the sh*ts, let loose next to me in the bed and then abandoned ship.

3.

3 year old little girl “mommy, mommy wake up can I get in bed with you (begins to climb in placing her next to me leaning directly above me) I don’t feel go…blahhhhh” projectile vomit to the face.

4.

My cat giving birth on my chest

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.