We’ve all drunk puked in a garbage can before (DON’T LIE TO ME). Although a toilet is ideal, sometimes you can’t get there fast enough and a garbage can is your next best option.
And you know what, garbage cans rule. ‘Cause a garbage can never judges you. A garbage can never says, “stop throwing up on me you POS.” A garbage can doesn’t make you pay a cleanup fee. Love means never having to say you’re sorry, so I never say sorry to my garbage can.
But some drunk ass peeps take drunken interactions with garbage cans a little too far. They pee or poop in them, pass out in them, and dumpster dive to find some grub. If you’ve done any of these things, then you are gross AF and I want nothing to do with you.
These 31 nasty people have gotten a little too close for comfort with garbage:
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