These 31 People Forgot The Name of The Person They Banged

We’ve all been there. You got a little too drunk and ended up going home with someone whose name you couldn’t for the life of you remember.

So when this happens, how do you figure out their name? You have a couple options:

  1. suck it up and ask them
  2. snoop through their room or wallet and figure it out
  3. play some sneaky game to get it out of them
  4. make up your own name for them (bonus points for “waffles”)

Whichever option you choose, know it has been done before. Take a cue from these 31 people, ’cause they’ve done it all! They named their sex bud after the place their from, snooped through their rooms, called them by their middle names, and turned a situation that could have been awkward into a hilarious story.

These 31 people got laid but can’t remember their partner’s name:






Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of