Sexting is wonderful. Seriously, if you've been part of a hot text exchange, then you probably look back fondly, and maybe even took a screenshot so that you'd always remember that magical moment.
But sexting takes some level of skill. You have to know how to gracefully start and finish without being hella awkward or using lines like “I have a lady boner” (yes, I've done that, shut up).
But if someone refers to you as the Mozart of sexting, you know you're doing something right. And if you are the kind of person that can multi-task while sending dirty messages, ESPECIALLY if you can run on a treadmill or sext between pukes, then you have a rare and powerful gift, and we all aspire to be more like you.