31. I dated a guy who didn't have “stuff”. I went to his house and he had a computer, a guitar, furniture, appliances, food, clothes, books in a bookshelf, soap… and that was all. He didn't have “stuff”.
I asked him if he had just moved in and he said he'd been there a while. Finally I asked him if he had like a junk drawer and he didn't. Don't get me wrong he had all the essentials but there was nothing more. He didn't own a weird hat from a stag party or have any old gift wrap hanging out in a closet.
Even his fridge was like it, eggs, milk, apples and oranges. He didn't have a weird jar of oddly flavored pickles he bought thinking they would be good but really weren't or an interesting hot sauce, just mustard, ketchup and mayo.
It freaked me out and I stopped talking to him when he didn't have an answer for where all his “stuff” was.
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32. He didn’t take off his underwear during sex. Ever.
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