4. I dated this girl who was the loudest eater I ever met. She constantly chewed with her mouth open and smacked her lips.
God forbid if she really liked it, then there came a litany of mmms and noms as well. It was like dating the fucking cookie monster.
5. She'd wait until she had the bartender's attention and then start to decide what she wanted to drink.
6. I Had A Friend Who Broke Things Off With A Girl Because She Would Type And Text The Way I'm Writing This Right Now.
