32 Hilariously Petty Reasons People Have Broken Up

7. She would constantly say the names of the stores we passed by while driving. Jiffy Lube. Huh, a Spencers. Gym-boooo-ree (that’s how she would say it)

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8. She would constantly talk specifically during the dialogue of movies. In scenes where nobody was talking…silence.

Then as soon as somebody started talking: “DID YOU READ THAT ARTICLE ON SHEA BUTTER IN THE PAPER?”

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9. She would always say how much she loved to travel, but has never been outside of California. Retweeting, reblogging, Instagram, everything about her “travels to the grocery store” or “my travels to Yosemite”.

I ended it cause I said I needed space, last thing she said to me was “good luck on your travels”.

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Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.