10. She walked like a T. Rex. I’ve since found out that this is surprisingly common.
11. I know someone who broke up with their SO because whenever they took a bite from a fork they would bite down on it while they slid it out of their front teeth. Makes me cringe thinking about it.
12. The voice she used to baby talk to her dog was insufferable. Occasionally she would use it on me but not a lot.
Then one night she asked me, “Can I sucky on your dicky?” It was the first, and last, time I turned down sexually activity. We broke up right then and there.
