13. She ate my burger that I ordered at Chili's. I asked her if she wanted food. She said no. Right as the food came I went to the bathroom.
I came back and the fucking burger was gone. “Oops I'm sorry I was a little hungry.” F*** you.
14. His head was too small. Like freakish, shrunken head small. He was a big dude, 6'4″ 200 pounds, with this tiny child size head I could completely wrap my tiny girl hands around. My friends still call him Tiny Head Paul.
15. She refused to eat anything besides chicken nuggets and french fries. No substitutions. Not chicken tenders. Not chicken strips.
If we went somewhere without nuggets and fries she would just order a Coke and watch me eat.
