16. She pronounced it “cold slaw”

17. I have two. One guy ate like a T-Rex. He would keep his elbows by his side while he ate and leaned over to get his food off his fork.
Another guy had no shape to the back of his head. His neck just went straight up. Both named Chris.

18. This was many, many years ago (probably '92 or so). I was out shopping with a girl and we stopped in at the Gap. She picked out a skirt or some pants or whatever, and when she went up to pay for them, the woman at the register asked her if she needed a pair of matching socks.
My girlfriend happily said “Yes”, and I thought that totally unacceptable, that she could be so quickly and easily swayed to make yet another purchase. It was SHOCKING to me. We broke up two days later.
