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32 Hilariously Petty Reasons People Have Broken Up

19. She wouldn’t stop wearing this stupid hat.

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Image via Blogue

 

20. She had a smell. It wasn’t a bad smell. It was quite pleasant. Everyone likes her smell. I hated that.

I only date women that don’t have any smell at all now.

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Image via Giphy

 

21. She held her fork overhanded, as in the shovel technique. You can’t take someone like that anywhere.

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Image via Manners To Go

Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.