22. I was dating this Kenyan girl and I took her to a baseball game. It might have been the language barrier, but she kept referring to the crowd as “the humans” or “you humans”.
For instance, 3rd inning comes around and so does the wave. Once it passes us, she sits down, laughs and says “You humans have weird customs.” This freaked me out. All I could think was if we are the humans… wtf are you?!
23. She ate her peas one at time. One at a time!
24. He always kept a certain pen within this pocket. I thought it was normal, whatever. UNITL, I was at the bank drive thru and was short a pen.
He refused to let me use it for a couple of seconds. It happened one more time following that day, and I couldn't stand him anymore.
