33 People Confess To The Craziest Sh*t They’ve Done While Blackout Drunk

Blacking out happens to the best of us. You wake up in the morning with a pounding headache, you have no idea where you are, and the panicked curiosity sets in shortly thereafter — “WTF did I do last night??”

The night started out pretty reasonably. You had two vodka shots here, a few whiskey cokes there, five beer bongs over there… Okay it’s starting to make sense now.

Piecing together a night of reckless debauchery is like trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube (while blindfolded and on acid). It might be fun for a little bit, but once the embarrassing flashbacks and phone calls from annoyed friends start flooding in, the shame takes over. So hopefully you’re the kind of blackout drunk who just tried to make out with a pizza, and not the kind who steals cop cars and marries that stripper in Tijuana. Whatever, #YOLO

You can find solace in the fact that these people MAYBE got a little crazier than you while blackout drunk. Just maybe, though.











Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.