Gone are the days of vanilla sex, missionary position, and masturbating to regular ole girl on girl porn. Now, our sexual appetites have evolved into something a bit more exotic & experimental. And by that I mean, I fantasize about dipping your d*ck in a vat of queso and slobbering on it like a Tostitos chip. Hey — we like what we like.
We're living in a wonderful and kinky world where most of our sexual desires and fantasies can probably be met by some equally freaky weirdo we find next door or on the internet. What a time to be alive, y'all!
Maybe you fantasize about sticking different inanimate objects up your butt. Maybe you get off from someone telling you what a piece of sh*t you are. Or maybe your sex dreams involve a threesome with Voldemort and Alec Baldwin. Everyone is different.
