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The 33 Worst Things Men Have Said While Hitting On Women

23.

“You know, I’m going to another bar later. You are not my only option” … I was never an option.

24.

Upon finding out that I can’t drink because of a medical issue, a guy told me: “It must be hard for a guy to flirt with you considering he can’t get you drunk and stupid.”

25.

Some guy came up to me at work and started quizzing me. “What’s your name?” “Do you have a boyfriend?” “Do you think I’m cute?” The direct approach. I assume it has worked for him in the past. But then he asked if I had any kids. I said no. This seemed to derail his train of thought completely. He said he couldn’t believe it; he’d never met “a girl [my] age” who didn’t have kids, and he kept following me around and repeating it. “Seriously? You don’t have any kids? You’re not messing with me?” I escaped into the warehouse and didn’t come out until I was sure he’d gone.

26.

We met on tinder. Our first date, he picks me up in his car and as he’s pulling out of the lot, makes a joke about raping and murdering me.

27.

“You look like a less attractive version of X celebrity”. It was online, and when I told him I didn’t think that was a great compliment he messaged back with a giant essay about how I was a slut and deserved to get raped. A literal essay, paragraphed. It was amazingly insane.

28.

Had a guy tell me he wished he would have met me when I was younger, so he could get me pregnant and have multiple children with me because I was so hot. I was 17 at the time and he was 55.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.