The 33 Worst Things Men Have Said While Hitting On Women

by Alex Cogen

29.

I was working the bar with a friend of mine a few years back. This older guy walked up to her and in front of everyone told her that he “wants to murder her vagina.”

30.

“I would suck your dads d*ck just to get a taste of the recipe” what do you say to that?

31.

“Shit girl! What crawled up your p*ssy and died?!” When I declined his offer of, “I wanna get you f*cked up.”

32.

Worst goes to a guy I’d met once at a party, and had run into again at another party. He said, “Last time we talked I told you to go get me a beer, and you said no. Maybe once I give you some of this d*ck you’ll do as you’re told.”

33.

My wife had this one prior to meeting me: “Can I buy you a drink?” “No thanks I am good.” “You telling me that p*ssy is free?”

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.