31. Life is full of hard choices.
MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU
ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead*
MUGGER: ???
ME: I'm thinking.— dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) February 24, 2015
32. Sense of irony: priceless.
Check out my $1,000 tv stand pic.twitter.com/pmLMVThNjK
— Lieutenant Dan (@DanielBattles) August 18, 2015
33. Can someone get Anonymous on this?
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— ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵃⁿᵈᵉʳ (@ronsterDmonster) September 4, 2014
