Sexting is such a wonderful thing. You can send nudes at the drop of a hat, and keep getting sexy with your partner, even if you’re thousands of miles apart. It’s really such a blessing. No more letters you have to wait ages for! No more fax machine nudes (well, for most of us)!
Honestly, sexting doesn’t seem that difficult. If you’ve got a cell phone and are horny AF, you should be A-Okay. And if you’re having one of those days where you’re feeling unoriginal, you can just use the classics like “what are you wearing”, “what would you do to me” and “I like that” over and over again.
But some people can’t seem to remember those on the spot, and when it’s time to sext, they fall flat on their asses. Some people will talk about food, include ridiculous typos, and even accidentally send a dirty message to their mom (HOW DO YOU EVER COME BACK FROM THAT?!).
So if you’ve sent a horrible sext, or you just consider yourself a sexting failure, don’t fret! You’re not alone. But maybe start proofreading.. or call in reinforcements.
These 35 people completely failed at sexting: