35 Parents Who Definitely Should’ve Waited To Have Kids


Ahh parents.. there’s no one quite like ’em. A lot of people get stuck with strict boring parents, but some of us get dope AF rents to drink and party with.

Although we may think parents that smoke us out and encourage binge drinking are the tits, sometimes it’s a little weird having parents that are 90% friend/10% responsible adult.

And sometimes you catch yourself thinking, did my parents have me a little too soon? Are they hitting their mid-life crisis wondering “WTF did I have kids for?”

These 35 texts show hilarious parents that party hard and give zero f*cks:






Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of