21.
What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done for money? …Go to college
ZING. Take THAT, higher education of America! Oh, I still owe you $45,000? I’m sorry, I take it back. Forgive me? I love you. Don’t come after me!
22.
Walking up to a crosswalk and you just keep walking, daring someone to hit you and pay off your student loans
But like, does it really hurt THAT bad to get hit by a car? A month in the hospital with a broken leg I can handle. A lifetime of student loan debt on the other hand…