36 Truths About Student Debt That Will Make You Laugh and Cry At The Same Time

21.

What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done for money? …Go to college

ZING. Take THAT, higher education of America! Oh, I still owe you $45,000? I’m sorry, I take it back. Forgive me? I love you. Don’t come after me!

22.

Walking up to a crosswalk and you just keep walking, daring someone to hit you and pay off your student loans

But like, does it really hurt THAT bad to get hit by a car? A month in the hospital with a broken leg I can handle. A lifetime of student loan debt on the other hand…

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.