36 Truths About Student Debt That Will Make You Laugh and Cry At The Same Time

23.

I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99

Colleges should really take note from 3AM infomercials on QVC, amirite?!

24.

College is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten so what is the obvious choice here

Just think of all the pizzas you could have bought with one year’s worth of tuition! You could have made a pizza mansion by now with a pizza swimming pool and a cheese pizza car with pepperonis for wheels! Oh well.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.