36 Truths About Student Debt That Will Make You Laugh and Cry At The Same Time

25.

it’s the remix to ignition/ college student edition/ i eat poptarts for dinner/ i can’t afford my tuition

The realest remix there has ever been. Let us pray.

 

26.

[commercial for college]

*person shoveling money into furnace*

Narrator: Don’t you wish there was a better way?

Call 1-800-FUCKIT for more information on how you can burn through your entire savings in one semester!

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.