30.
Oh my god, Becky. Look at her student loan debt.
I mean, her student loan debt, it’s just so big. I can’t believe it’s just so huge, it’s like, out there!
31.
MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I’LL SHOOT YOU
ME: *realize I won’t have to pay student loans back if I’m dead*
MUGGER: ???
ME: I’m thinking
I mean, a girl has got to weigh all of her options.