34.
College be like:
Housing: $2,761
Meal plan: $1,871
Books: $1,263
Enrollment: $998
Air: $3,614
Grass: $4,154
Sidewalk: $5,827
The sun: $3,121
If I stay perfectly still and don’t breathe too much and only eat once a week and live behind a dumpster while reading 30 year old textbooks, I may still be able to get out of college with only $75,000 worth of debt. It’s like you’re paying ME to learn!
35.
I’m staying for the riots hoping my student loans get erased Fight Club Style
The first rule about student loan debt is that there is no student loan debt. HAHAHA JK JK, you’re screwed and will be in debt forever.
