17.
If I ever did drugs I'd definitely do Trader Joe's peppermint joe joes
— David DeWeil (@daviddeweil) December 24, 2016
16.
My moms camped out for a new Trader Joe's store opening today like it was a new iPhone. Lesbian vegetarians are so crazy.
— Andrew Lowe (@andrewlowe) October 14, 2015
15.
Ya boy is back with more Trader Joe’s products that fit into “Eleanor Rigby.” pic.twitter.com/944cvRhwne
— Daniel Spenser (@DanSpenser) January 7, 2018
14.
The aisles at Trader Joe's are designed so that you have to get in the way of the same agitated single mother three times.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) October 19, 2018
13.
name one mental health professional that could teach me as much about emotional intimacy as a Trader Joe’s cashier
— rachel (@BUGPOSTING) February 19, 2019
12.
Trader Joe's in the bay lit pic.twitter.com/I82ajYQqLr
— flon (@frvnxcesca) December 3, 2016
11.
I’m “get unreasonably attached to something they sell at Trader Joe’s and freak out when it seems like they no longer sell it” years old
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) August 21, 2019
10.
the Trader Joe’s cashier just finished bagging my groceries and asked me “what are you passionate about?” ….I don’t think my last boyfriend even got that intimate with me
— presley (@preslatte) February 22, 2019
9.
shaving my entire body before i go to trader joe’s just incase the employee w face tats finally decides to risk it all
— alexa (@mariokartdwi) March 21, 2019
8.
how did trader joe’s build such a solid brand to the point where they can sell me a microwaveable burrito and I still think it’s healthy ?? we have to hand it to trader joe on this
— AUBREY (@aubrey031018) November 27, 2018
