trader joes worker w/ ponytail: have u tried the vegan cheese. it tastes just like regular cheese
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) February 17, 2017
why is trader joes like the spot for everything where is joe and how do i trade him my virginity i wanna f*ck him
— lohanthony (@lohanthony) November 9, 2015
no matter how much or little you buy at trader joe's it always costs exactly $40
— alanna (@alanna) April 30, 2015
Me after leaving my 36 reusable bags at home and the Trader Joe’s cashier asks if I brought one pic.twitter.com/ChilIGkSSp
— Asia Leigh (@asialbx) September 9, 2018
My local Trader Joe's has run out of coconut oil. I just hope this doesn't end in violence
— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) November 30, 2014
Just gasped from excitement while reading about new items in the Trader Joe's Fearless Flyer newsletter. Someone come check me for a pulse.
— mamrie hart (@mametown) September 28, 2016
Why can't our government be run with the same friendly efficiency as a Trader Joe's?
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) February 16, 2016