The Only Advent Calendar You Need is Full of Alcohol

So from our family to yours, have a very merry drunken holidays

And keep your friends close:

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of