15+ Pictures That Only Make Sense If You’re A Total A**hole

9. A-holes know that when blocking the view of the handicapped section at a Metallica concert, the most efficient way to do so is by standing:

8. To the innocent bystander, this just looks like a lady photobombing a wedding. But a-holes know rubbernecking is far more important than strangers’ lifelong memories:

7. While this may just look like a woman walking to her car, an a**hole will recognize that this is a lady who exclusively walks in the middle of the parking garage so that nobody can go around her – all while screaming into her phone.

6. True a-holes know that Erin is one of them:

5. Confused? Allow me to explain: A**holes don’t care if you don’t even work with them anymore — they’ll ask you to cover their shift anyway.

4. This may look like a dude walking down the street, but to the a-hole, it is proof that walking down the bike lane rather than the sidewalk commands the utmost respect:

3. An a-hole knows that waitresses always prefer phone numbers over tips:

2. Some people will look at this conversation as a mere Craigslist exchange, but a**holes know going back on your word is far easier than treating people well.

1. This may not make much sense to you, but a-holes know that the proper way to open any and all food containers is to maul them open with complete disregard for any and all other people living in the house:

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