Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
By now you’ve probably noticed that the Kardashian/Jenner babes have the most rockin’ bodies EVER. Seriously.. how could you not notice? When most are praised for their derrieres, and one is an actual supermodel, you gotta imagine that they have some of the best bodies in the world. And, lucky for us, they flaunt their […] More
When it comes to dating and relationships, sex is a big factor, and the way that sex goes down says a lot about the person you’re with. Does the person treat you like an object? Do they comply with your wants/needs/requests? These are majorly important when it comes to banging, because you want to be […] More
Masturbation is so freaking wonderful. Like…. dang. So what do you fap to? Pictures? Your imagination? The likely answer is porn. Porn has gotten better and better over the years. With new technology comes better videos, and new people turn 18 every day. As we get older, they stay the same age. But what would […] More
When I think private school kid, I automatically think of Ja’mie (Private School Girl) or Blair Waldorf. Now, what do those two ladies have in common, besides their brown locks? They’re both rich b*tches. Now, surely, not all private school kids are complete a** holes. I have friends that went to private or boarding schools, […] More
“Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night” are the right lyrics in Blinded By the Light, but how many times have you heard it and thought, “Wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night”? Or maybe you’ve mistaken Beast of Burden as “Big Suburban” and have been corrected by your […] More
When you’re unemployed, hunting for a job is a grueling process. To put it bluntly, it’s the f*cking worst. You need money to, idk, survive?! Try being without that sh*t for a while. So how do you get a job? Well, hopefully, you’re qualified for the position. If you are, then what do you do? […] More
UGH DATING SUCKS SO MUCH. It’s hard to find someone you’re truly compatible with, and dating a bunch of duds until you find “the one” is a grueling process. Usually most dates are just “eh”. They’re not horrible per se, but they’re definitely not worth writing home about. There’s just no chemistry, and you’re happy […] More
Imagine: you’re watching tv and, suddenly, a face pops on the screen that you recognize. It’s your cousin, or old friend, or maybe even your brother. You’re all like “OMG I KNOW THAT PERSON.” But it’s not always something awesome like they’re on Ellen or they saved someone’s life. Sure, you might run into an […] More
Ever witnessed a complete POS in public? Someone that is either a huge asshole or just ridiculously ignorant? Someone that makes you want to bash their head into a wall? Well, you’re not alone, we all have. Unfortunately, there are a lot of insensitive jerks out there. They treat other people like complete trash, and […] More
Family is the most important thing in the world. You stick by each other through thick and thin, and keep each others dark and dirty secrets. But what if your family has been keeping secrets from you? Something horrible happened in your family’s past that you’re unaware of, and you’ve been kept in the dark […] More
When you look back at your exes, what feelings consume you? Longing? Regret? Do you still miss them? Well, you shouldn’t! They’re exes for a reason. You see, breakups rule. They may suck at the time, but you likely learned some valuable lessons. Really, it just wasn’t meant to be and surely you’re better off. […] More
Any job where you have to deal with people can REALLY SUCK. Straight up, a lot of people are seriously stupid. Yeah, we’re all guilty of saying dumb things every now and then, but some people are genuine idiots. One profession that has to deal with a lot of dummies? People in the service industry. Waiters, […] More
