Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
When I think private school kid, I automatically think of Ja’mie (Private School Girl) or Blair Waldorf. Now, what do those two ladies have in common, besides their brown locks? They’re both rich b*tches. Now, surely, not all private school kids are complete a** holes. I have friends that went to private or boarding schools, […] More
“Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night” are the right lyrics in Blinded By the Light, but how many times have you heard it and thought, “Wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night”? Or maybe you’ve mistaken Beast of Burden as “Big Suburban” and have been corrected by your […] More
When you’re unemployed, hunting for a job is a grueling process. To put it bluntly, it’s the f*cking worst. You need money to, idk, survive?! Try being without that sh*t for a while. So how do you get a job? Well, hopefully, you’re qualified for the position. If you are, then what do you do? […] More
UGH DATING SUCKS SO MUCH. It’s hard to find someone you’re truly compatible with, and dating a bunch of duds until you find “the one” is a grueling process. Usually most dates are just “eh”. They’re not horrible per se, but they’re definitely not worth writing home about. There’s just no chemistry, and you’re happy […] More
Imagine: you’re watching tv and, suddenly, a face pops on the screen that you recognize. It’s your cousin, or old friend, or maybe even your brother. You’re all like “OMG I KNOW THAT PERSON.” But it’s not always something awesome like they’re on Ellen or they saved someone’s life. Sure, you might run into an […] More
Ever witnessed a complete POS in public? Someone that is either a huge asshole or just ridiculously ignorant? Someone that makes you want to bash their head into a wall? Well, you’re not alone, we all have. Unfortunately, there are a lot of insensitive jerks out there. They treat other people like complete trash, and […] More
Family is the most important thing in the world. You stick by each other through thick and thin, and keep each others dark and dirty secrets. But what if your family has been keeping secrets from you? Something horrible happened in your family’s past that you’re unaware of, and you’ve been kept in the dark […] More
When you look back at your exes, what feelings consume you? Longing? Regret? Do you still miss them? Well, you shouldn’t! They’re exes for a reason. You see, breakups rule. They may suck at the time, but you likely learned some valuable lessons. Really, it just wasn’t meant to be and surely you’re better off. […] More
Any job where you have to deal with people can REALLY SUCK. Straight up, a lot of people are seriously stupid. Yeah, we’re all guilty of saying dumb things every now and then, but some people are genuine idiots. One profession that has to deal with a lot of dummies? People in the service industry. Waiters, […] More
We’ve all done bad things before, but that doesn’t make us bad people. We make mistakes, we’re not perfect. So try not to beat yourself up over it. But sometimes the bad things you do are for explainable and sometimes excellent reasons. You seek revenge, either behalf of yourself or someone else, and you’ve got […] More
Ahh, childhood. For the most part, you look back on it longingly. Those were the days where you had no bills to pay and were blessed with your naivety. But not all of your childhood was sunshine and rainbows. Sometimes your naivety and stupidity got you in a lot of trouble. That’s why most of […] More
We all have a celebrity crush. How could you not? We all have our interests, whether that be films, sports, or music, and there will always be someone you admire that is sexy AF to boot. And surely you fantasize about dating, or just f*cking, said celebrity. Seriously, it’s inevitable. But you probably write it […] More
