Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
Keeping Up With The Kardashians has been on for quite some time now. Despite the fact that these women have been on our TVs for years, we still haven’t gotten sick of them, and always look forward to spin off shows like Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. But, finally, our prayers have been answered. Life […] More
We all have some weird sexual fantasies and preferences. If you say you don’t, you’d be a liar. I had sexual fantasies about Austin Powers as a child. That could definitely be categorized as hella strange. Oftentimes it’s wrong to shame people for having different sexual preferences than you. Some people are furies, some people like […] More
There are some weird fetishes out there in the world. Perhaps it’s because we all grow up differently and have our own set of interests, and our pasts have a lot to do with our present. I’m not going to pretend I’m a psychiatrist and try to figure out why people have the insane fetishes […] More
The Kardashian and Jenner sisters are mega babes, and it’s au natural, baby. Any true Kardashian fan knows this for a fact, because we’ve scoured the internet and found the photos of them sans make up. If we weren’t so impressed, we’d maybe be depressed. But, they are genetically blessed (thanks mama Kris) so we […] More
Masturbation is a wonderful thing. You learn about your body while enjoying one of the most pleasurable experiences imaginable. But all of us masturbate differently. We use different tools, and go about it different ways. That’s because, when it comes to our private parts, we are all unique. It takes different strokes in different places […] More
We all have moments of forgetfulness. You walk into a room and can’t remember why you went in there in the first place. Or you see someone you know you’ve met before, but you can’t quite place them. It’s something everyone deals with every once in a while. But, imagine having to deal with memory […] More
Do you sleepwalk? Or have you ever witnessed a sleepwalker before? It’s actually pretty terrifying. You either wake up to find yourself in a foreign place or looking hella different than you did when you went to sleep. And if you see a sleepwalker, chances are you’re freaking the f*ck out. A lot of the […] More
When it comes to sex, you always anticipate the best encounter of your life. You never in your wildest dreams would imagine it going poorly, or being one of the most horrific moments that you will never forget. But, unfortunately, all of us must endure bad sex every once in a while. And honestly, although […] More
Parents may not realize it in the heat of the moment, but the name you give your child will affect them for the rest of their lives. The safe bet is to name your child something generic, or even check out that book of popular baby names and pick one at random. But some parents […] More
All bodies are different. Besides the usual things most of us are born with, i.e. two eyes, a nose, mouth, and so on, we are all unique and come in different colors, shapes and sizes. But some things are usually expected of certain genders. Women have two boobs and one vagina. Men have one penis. Regardless […] More
Once you finally get rid of your pesky virginity, you slowly but surely get a little more adventurous in the sack. You may start slow, with a finger in the butt or a couple spanks here and there, but eventually you start doing it in crazy places and trying moves that you’ve heard about since puberty. […] More
Technology comes with many advantages. We can stream things to our TVs and we never need to use paper maps ever again (you older peeps know what I’m talking about). But despite all the dope things that come with widespread technology, there are some negative things that it’s brought into our lives. Forget the fact […] More
