Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
Dating is rough. You have to talk to people you barely know, and often there isn’t much of a connection. Usually dates are just “eh” but sometimes you leave a date like “that was the worst thing I’ve ever sat through.” We’ve all been there, and yet, watching someone else on a terrible first date […] More
Sex with a employee or employer is a fantasy for some. Getting pushed up onto a desk gets them hot and bothered, as does the idea of screwing someone you’re not supposed to. But as hot as it sounds, that is some risky business. You can ruin your reputation, risk losing your job, and lead […] More
Ever think about how lucky you are not to be famous? Everything you do isn’t tracked, and you can just walk around and do whatever you want without people watching your every move. See, when us normal folk stay at hotels, we are just like every other lame hotel guest. We’re in, we’re out. Maybe […] More
We’ve all seen some disgusting and weird sh*t in our lives. It just comes with walking on planet earth amongst some nasty AF people. But few people are as gross in public as they are at home. We let loose at our homes, and some of us let our filth accumulate and don’t give AF. So […] More
There are a lot of shitty things that come with being single. Sure, you have your freedom, but everyone wants a partner in life. But then you have to find that partner, and that means you have to date. Dating sucks SO F*CKING MUCH. You have to endure excruciatingly painful dates with a bunch of […] More
We all get wasted and do stupid sh*t. You’ve more than likely had a run in with the cops when you were drunk as hell. Hopefully that run in ended with you dragging your ass home. But some people, when drunk, say ridiculously stupid sh*t to the police. Like, sh*t that is so f*cking stupid, that they […] More
Do you like a little booty play when you’re gettin’ it on? A nice couple spanks or a finger on the button? Well, have you ever considered a good ole tongue punch to the fart box? Sound a little weird? Well it’s not! A lot of people swear by gettin’ dat booty eaten and tossing […] More
It hard to get yourself out of your comfort zone. You’re adjusted to a certain way of life, and anything out of your scope of ordinary can be absolutely terrifying. But you truly benefit from stepping over that comfortable line and into dangerous territory, especially when it comes to sex. Maybe you’ve been just doing […] More
Pranks are awesome when you’re not the one being pranked. But pranking other people? Is there anything better? You get to brainstorm a hilarious joke and laugh your a** off at the expense of another person. But pulling pranks daily doesn’t make you funny, it kind of makes you an a** hole. So how can […] More
What do you say when someone tells you that they’re pregnant? There is really only one answer: congratulations. Even if you don’t mean it, that is the only proper and logical response. Pregnancy is a big f*cking deal. Whether or not it was intentional or an accident, you feign excitement because the pregnant person is […] More
Most of us have sent nudes before. Whether it’s to a significant other or someone you just started seeing, you want to feel sexy and get the other person excited. When you’re trying to keep a relationship going, it’s normal to do anything to spice up your sex life. But when it comes to sending […] More
Sex, amirite? Can it get any better? Oh yah, it can! You want to know the secret? Smoke some weed! Have you ever smoked and then banged? If you have, you know that weed is a major game-changer. You let loose, forget your inhibitions, and become the sexual being you always wanted to be. Weed helps […] More
