Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
We were all underage once. Remember those days? Sneaking your parents booze and filling the bottles with water, paying older kids or adults to buy you beer. Ah, to be young again. And then you hit the point where you can MAYBE pass for over 21. TIME FOR DAT FAKE ID. You are either one of […] More
We all have our weird fetishes and sexual fantasies. Many of them are things like bondage and cosplay; things that some people find strange but are actually pretty common. And when it comes to fantasies, things like banging celebrities or screwing a teacher on a desk are super normal. But some people have really weird fantasies that […] More
When it comes to banging, people usually gravitate towards people they find attractive. We all have different tastes, and some traits people find attractive, may be a turn off for others. There’s nothing wrong with that. But just because you’re not attracted to someone, doesn’t make them ugly. Some people assume that if they aren’t attracted to someone, […] More
Perhaps we all put a little too much pressure on birthdays. We think that they’re supposed to be the best day of the year, and so we plan and plan so that that single day is ridiculously epic. But then the unplanned happens: no one shows up, you get dumped, or you end up in the […] More
Whatever way you do it, whether it is breakup sex or sex with an ex long after the breakup, banging a previous boo is a risky business. You’ve got emotional ties to the person, and it’s hard to really say goodbye if you keep getting intimate. Maybe one last bang is something you can come […] More
“The vah-yine-yah is natures pocket. It’s natural, and it’s responsible.” Vaginas are sacred, but no part is as precious as the magical clitoris. The clitoris should be treated like delicate glass vase: breakable and breathtaking. Some people don’t treat the clitoris as the sacred gem that it is. They put a lil too much pressure, or […] More
There is nothing quite as bizarre as waking up from a super weird dream that you can’t explain. You sit for a moment, going over it again, and all you can come up with is “wtf?” One of the best parts about having hella weird dreams is telling your friends. Then someone pulls the classic […] More
Public transportation is incredibly essential. It gets you from point A to B quickly and you don’t have to spend much dough. But although it’s a great deal, a lot of people avoid it because of the crazy sh*t that can go down. On a normal day you get hassled by people asking for money, […] More
There is a reason pets are our BFFs. They are cute, cuddly, and just all around better than human beings. If you have a pet, you have a friend for life that will love you unconditionally. Actually, not a friend, but a furry little child that you would have given birth to if you had […] More
Do your grandparents or parents ever tell you stories from back in the day? If they do, they’re usually along the lines of “this is how I met your grandpa” or “this is how I proposed to your mom.” You don’t really expect to hear stories about their exes, let alone people they’ve banged. But […] More
For the most part, sex is awesome. It’s either incredible or just okay, but rarely is it ever god awful and the worst thing you’ve ever experienced. Well, there is going to be that one time (or more) in your life when the sex was so horrible, that thinking about it makes you cringe and […] More
Ahhh, orgasms. They are the greatest thing in the world. Best way to achieve one? Through masturbation, of course! You know your body better than anyone, so it’s no surprise that the best orgasms come from playing with yourself. Ladies have tested a lot of different methods from the dawn of time, and most have […] More
